.........................................................................DOG VS KITTEN

The Best Label in Town

2009-10-23T20:08:00.005+08:00

TheWARP20 box set is on its way to my doorstep. 20 year anniversary. Wax plastic and a paper of the sickest tracks around. And just leaked on Warp after the jump. Hudson Mohawke - Butter If you only listen to two tracks make them Fuse, and Star Crackout.

ra

2009-04-22T09:34:00.016+08:00

Long time no post. In recent weeks. Influenced by stalkbook.

Back this weekend Mr Michael "phantom bike" Pianto.

Don't jump off the roof Michael.

Don't start fighting the paki bouncers Michael.

Don't fight Pinhead with horsewhips Michael.

Get your oles down the the bumps. 8pm every second Wednesday upstairs at Bar Open. Sick beats.

Sams Coles Badge in my chest. If youve ever walked into the shape toilets and got attacked by the toilet hose this is why. Dawn Service. Love to rep it. You know your pissed when you wake up with no recollection of this. And your initials branded onto your ass. (Shot after months of healing) Finally Arrived. 5800 skins later.

Please grant us death upon ruffles.

Only stefan would chuck a handbreaky into an olive tree.

Nickin back stage with Frenzal Rhomb

Then catching up with J Lennon. A letter left on the car from a morning drive.

Golden showers. Slapped with a pitchfork. Spakattack.

Life saver. Clob of meat Not the toyota. DJ PROP Gettin there. After the jump. Sick beat tape. Sick EP

I KNOW WHO DOOM IS

2008-12-27T13:46:00.010+09:00

17/12/08 1800 - Skulling Woody Golds 2030 - Sneaking Backstage to chillout for an hour or so with my favourite metalcore band The Acacia Strain. 2230 - Winston, lead singer from Parkway (trying to take a picture on video mode) Winston: Lets see how we go. Windog: I got a really bad feeling that didnt work. 2231 - Oo you got it windog (Lee's pinlips impression) 2300 - Woody Blues take control. 2330 - Hospital, Driver! 2400 - Exrais. Spot the hole in the jaw on the left side (front of jaw). The very faint white in the middle of the hole is the exit of the break (back of the jaw). And two more sheer breaks on the (camera) right of my jaw. Notice the line my teeth keep. Inbetween the 3 breaks that whole section of jaw was completely mobile leaving a big gap in my teeth where my toungue thought i was missing them. ^^ II 18/12/08 The knife. 3 Plates, 12 screws. ^^ ^^ ^^ The fact that the impact was the back of my jaw and breaks appeared at the front shows that a poory has hit me from behind. Post op. :-( (what a cocky "i'm so hardcore" post)

COME DOWN

2008-12-05T10:10:00.000+09:00

NEXT WEDNESDAY, NEAR BARRACK STREET MACCAS, WHERE THE OLD MOVIES USED TO BE, DOWN THE ROAD FROM SHAPE BUT NEAR TOWN, RIGHT NEXT TO SUBWAY.

Things

2008-11-10T14:43:00.008+09:00

that obviously wont be posted now that the kitten has bailed. This is poo. For the toilet, not for blogs blake. Come on what if girls read this. Jay cutler. Basically just a statement that Blake goes to the gym too much. No more of this or dear Dane. AFL boy what a sport. Some love it more than others. (Admit it blake was a little over the top with some of his posts on pat) Marky it rottnest. This is a scene blog not a garner groupie forum. And Troy Janisson at a secret location. Nailed the drop. Hardcore/"Dads Jeans"/Excessive human movement. Blake blake blake. Not on here blake, not on here. Different Haircuts. Whats the point. Gone. Getting, Your, Kit, Off. This is the hottest girl iv ever seen. Blake is obsessed with chops tats. Mr Serilow. I duno i think blake likes him. Anyway definately gone. Air force ones. Blakes favourite kick. Bye bye.

GRAFFIDIOT

2008-11-10T09:50:00.004+09:00

blake

2008-11-10T01:14:00.000+09:00

is too cool for windog. understand if no one reads this blog anymore. you broke my heart mate

Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

2008-11-09T20:05:00.005+09:00

Me (Blake) is now predominately posting here and leaving the dog to continue spreading the good news and maddness on this blog by his woodie blue infected livers self. And for all of you wondering... yeah me and windog arent mates any more and yes pinhead did change his name to kieth and yes troy did go on holiday to antartica and yeah windog isnt coming to bali and yes of course everything that comes out of leighs mouth is the truth.

hits from the blog

2008-10-30T13:38:00.013+09:00

Mobile telephone instant SMS of the month was recieved this morning.

To: Windog

From: Phantom Bike (Micko Pianto)

"Hey bro. How you going? I got arrested last night and now i need a lawyer to go to court for me cause i wont be here. Which one did you use?"

Reply:

"Hahahahahahahahah. His name is David Manera and his number is 9221 2203. Hes pretty expensive but. What did you get done for!"

Micko:

"I smashed up an atm a bit cos it wouldnt give me money. Shaun stayed in over night cos he was way roudy than me. Hes in court now ha ha" FUCKEN DAVO REPRESENT!! some other goodies slothin around my saved gooks.

To: Windog

From: Jew/Marcus Carton (0411345045, feel free to abuse)

"Man got some shit shit shit fucked news. And even that doesnt sum it up. Like ill be fucked because of it. I feel so so bad but not as bad as i will when your dad pulls down my pants and fucks me in the ass. I accidently broke that walking stick. Me luca and craig where in the back room. Maggot and juumping round and shit. Some how it got in my hands and i broke it. Just shattered. Luca having my back put it in some bin and they didnt say anything to help me out. But im just owning up now. I feel so guilty man. I couldnt think of a shitter time for this to happen you been in trouble with your parents (crane). Ill take full responsibility. What do u want me to do. Call your dad. Or wait. Im so so sorry man. This is the worst thing i have ever done. Sorry. Ill call you when the movie is over."

Ha he thought this walking stick was a family hand-me-down. And i woke up the other morning with dad holding a wood chip "can you please explain this".

To: Windog

From: Kaffa (Craig)

"The cunt left im gonna go get more money out and see where the fuck i end up" I think that may of been this night (Amps toilets)

To: Windog

From: The Enforcer (Luca/calli)

"There was this one fat ranga who was trying to pay out a guy with a shaved head. And i just went crazy. Saying how the hell can he say that. Your a ranga cunt thats for life. Some would think of it as a disease. Ahahah" Couple of other heart warming hits from the enforcer "I do not have a fucken blues clue of what i did last night. Fuck" "Boy o boy. So i have been told i was so pissed off craigs bullets that i was trying to bash girls in the kebab store with lee and ended up in south perth and i tried bashing lee fuck windog you would be so pround." Heart sinking sent items.

To: Windog

From: Damo (Footy coach)

"Are you playing tomorrow?"

To: Dame

From: Windog

"No im fucking maggot damo you sick fucking cunt i am going to india the shittest of holes tomorrow i hope you smash some cunts make luca go crazy. Fuck luca he is a pommys towel." No reply. For the update i started doing the gay night shit picking job this week. Remember at school we played HP 39g+ tetris so much, that when we closed our eyes to go to sleep you would uncontrollably have tetris playing in your head? Im getting that with stacking pallets in the right slots its fucked. And when people say is the cup half empty or half full? It should be when you play tetris in your head to you get heaps of long pricks or gay bricks. Ahhhh yehhhh anyway look at these. Joels "wouldnt touch it for $12048798274234" toe Tote spudies Healys tat Healey after our night at the Carine which led to his part in Back when i was the hardcore better holding 1000 skin chips. Some glamour shots. S His two loves combined. My room in a couple. Young cunts comin up hard.

my heart

2008-10-07T08:55:00.025+08:00

grows when lucas or marcuses sinks.

Luca has turned me a happy man as he awaits one of these big boys. His spent conny already wasted on the crane, you assume hes bound to get done for this one. The enforcer is spewing as his dream job (fire fighter), needs a clean slate. Luca was cutting down a whole fence with tin snips, as we where sprung by an over the top 5 cop cars, who had been spying on us. Unlawful damage. Plus the petty move on notice and 200 skin street drinking fine. Criag "may i ask your profession before i tune you mam" Pianto, knew he would not remember when he woke up, so dropped him a message in the middle of the night to remind him when he woke up - "get your summons out" Always pushing the limits, the enforcer was up to his usual tricks last weekend. Luca was clocked doing 90km'h on a skatey, being towed by leighs wrx. Youve never seen death wobbles this fucked ay, took up half the road. But he somehow danced his never shaven nipples to the verge and grass burned the hell out of himself. Had it filmed on the chavs camera which of corse, was lost the next day. Leigh messaged the bloke offering him 300 bucks for his phone back, I was like are you serious cunt? Hes like yeh i messaged him. I wasnt going to give him the money of corse i was just gonna wait till he comes then bash him and take my phone, but yeh i did message him. These are just a few of the driving offence fines the Chav could find. 4 Grands worth. What a role model kids. This rookie f'd up criag and my order so we scammed all this free shit. Think all up was like 11 bucks. Tunas new haircunt! For the ladies. Mr x and criag where in hillaries toilets and Mr X chucked this over the toilet onto craig. It stuck to his back like stefans on a leather couch. Craig dipped his singo (just a quick dip man) in his poo filled dunny and hurled it back. It wrapped over Mr X's head and slapped him in the face. It made him feel less happy. Incase you have never heard Warwick Svenoerughruhfgfsdon once pood into his hand, and continued to write 'fuck your dad' on the school toilets wall. Everyone knew it was him so he said nuh nuh csi came and took dna samples and found out it wasnt me. That is what Mr X had in mind. Speaking of poos check these out.

Artist - Craig.

The paintbrush.

Artist - cant remember

Artist - Joel (the disgusting cunt).

The hemmaroid starter.

Artist - Micko.

The cliffhanger.

Artist - Windog.

The all natural. Craigos. Trav snapped leighs new skatey on his knee haha. Just taking a pic of how foggy the mirror was... honest.

Last Nights Chop

2008-09-16T11:07:00.002+08:00

The effects of the Lehman Brothers crash have really hit home where even the alternative indie community of perth are hit with hyper inflation. Not even the moon was safe from this economic down turn and loyal customers like my self were faced with a $6 increase in their steak. A night that started with nothing only got worse...being faced with the after night activity of trying to find a cone piece...which turned out not to be a very fun activity at all. Eventually we gave up and resorted to a foreign can. Not our classiest monday night moment but alleged english football star leigh bullet bourbon thorburn was there and if he said we were having a chop then so help me god we were having a chop. After infecting our lungs with aluminium and most likely fly spray saturated bud for the first time things started to look up. We had an idea. Car hide and seek. Yeah team one (Myself, troy, jacinta, sheridan and eliott) VS team team two (Stefan, Leigh and Maba). We were it first... we gave them a bit of time to drive off and shortly after we left on a journey with no clues or direction to find their where abouts. Miraculously troy after less then 5 minute of driving found there location.. hidden in a car park near the foreshore and it was our turn to be the hunted. Jacinta ever so cleverly decided to hide out the front of mabas old house in south perth and we sent them a message of a clue saying "little old maba". But surprisingly (seeing as there brains trust is Leigh and Stefan) they ended up finding us and once again we were the hunter. At this time this excitement was too much for leigh and he started getting violent demanding he drives claiming to be 30 times the driver maba is. Leighs proposal was denied and we once again became the hunter. This went back and forth for quite some time possibly even months until troy had enough telling us he couldn't feel his breaks anymore. Any way the reason i write this story is because it gave me an idea. A billie amazing race/treasure hunt. An external party have to create check points around the south and at each point we will receive another clue leading to the last point which will be something amazing like a billion dollars or another billie or something. Anyway fuck knows what im talking about anymore i'll just have to end from a quote from stefan last night. 'If we find them we should cut there necks' Stefan says "Nahh fuck that we should just slit there throats or something" And for those of you wondering conversation was about the weak cunts who without being provoked gang bashed mitch taylor with bats last saturday night. Silly silly boys.

The end of an era.

2008-09-08T11:28:00.002+08:00

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 5TH:THE NIGHT THAT NEVER WAS

2008-09-06T16:50:00.045+08:00

I cant be fucked typing the whole story but yeah in short the party at the manor got postponed and at the very very last minute Alyssa and her posse' decided we could celebrate what could have been and Celestes birthday at their crib. Big ups to ben smith for the whole thing anyway, this caucasian nigger lost 5 grand on the party in which he never intended to make a cent from in the first place. and props to anyone who repped it along the way, if shit went according to plan it would have been a heinous night. Anyway with saying that expect a bunch of bad weather partys to come AND ACTUALLY HAPPEN in the future and heres some flicks from friday night. Oh yeah and according to ben smith mother fuckers with tickets can get a refund at highs and lows.

CHANGE OF PLAN

2008-09-04T12:58:00.001+08:00

Yo.Bad Weather regrets to announce that Jason Stewart (Them Jeans) will not be attending the party at the manor on Friday the 5th of September. This was due to him being done for graffiti related charges ten years ago which has jeopardised his visa application at this stage. Although, the party will still go ahead. Bring your tickets down - grants entry and a $10 refund. Dont have a ticket? $10 on the door. Easy as that.There will also be something special on the night to somewhat compensate for this SHIT! Its still going to be a loose night, Eddy representing STICKYKITTEN to start, followed by someone who makes Pase Rock look like a Capitol DJ - KIT POP and Shape resident, HICKEY.So still come down, just dont expect to eat cupcakes, get sweaty, or see Them Jeans. Peace. Bensmith.

WELCOME HOME WINDOG

2008-08-27T11:42:00.004+08:00

BAD WEATHER PROMOTIONS PRESENTS

2008-08-18T11:37:00.012+08:00

BADWEATHER kicks off shit with a bang bringing to you THEM JEANS(Dim Mak Records) straight outta' California L.A.

Friday the 5th of september at the Manor Tickets 20$ at highs and lows

www.myspace.com/djthemjeans

COMING SOON MOTHER FUCKERS

2008-08-18T11:18:00.007+08:00

Blog of 2008

2008-08-18T11:18:00.003+08:00

www.fuckyoukochie.blogspot.com/

india

2008-08-13T00:58:00.019+08:00

- heavy. As predicable as MSTRKRFT using a cowbell i know. Feel like a hipoc blogging this sort of stuff as i am not one to do it for whatever little attention it brings. I dont want to seem like im trying to get anykenteverykent to know that im here and im helping people out. Im not doing that much and not many people read this blog so should be sweet. To all the people claiming people dying and publisising it not out of respect, 'rip so and so' in their screen names, i piss on you. Im pretty pissed right now so ill make this snappy.

My god father Jim was a good mate of Mother Teresa and has always wanted us to come over and help out so we are.

An aussie poor ass would be livin it up here, as the people who look poor here still have slaves which are the REAL poor. And then the poorest come from a suberb called dianella where front doors are all too uncommon, but holidays are all so frequent! (personal joke).

But seriously. Yesterday we signed up, today we started. We dont need to help anyone who looks strong as they can still work, even if they look like shit and other organisations give them a hand. Obviously its the mentally and physically strugglers who need a hand as they cant work or do squat. Its intense as the girls dress like boys so they dont get raped, and people mutate themself so they can get more money when they beg. And if they dont, people who get a share of their begging money will mutate the beggers themself. Like today i saw a guy with no legs swinging himself down the street using his fists as crutches, and abandoned babies that have eyes popped out and their mouths and noses combined in one hole. Heavy.

The joint i started at today is the one for the guys who are right about to die. You have never seen people this skinny and never will. Those fake anarexic pictures floating around are no joke nothing compared. These guys calves get skinnier as they go up and the top of their quads are as thin their ankles. One guy had his thema poking out his skin, another had just fallen off the back of a truck and become parro.

In between them was a guy called Kishor Das. I thought he was one of the healthier looking blokes, he was only 20. As we walked past him, one of the other volunteers told Jim he was acting strange. So me and him where nursing him and after a while of helping him he died as we where doing it. Heavy. It was pretty rare for me but they had the whole ruitine going. When his pulse completely stopped we did heaps of prayers while touching him. I felt real sorry for him how he had no chance from birth and respected him highly for giving it his all. I can be quite a winger myself but i hate it when i do it and fucken hate it when other people spit the dummy for pussy ass shit. This is the obvious outcome people would expect of me coming here, but i always sort of had that view. If i gain anything from here i hope i stop winging totally. These guys have shit to winge about, and they dont even winge. They also get far less sympathy than we do when we fucken winge.

Me jim and another guy then had to carry him into a room where we unclothed him and wrapped him up. Jim shook it when he was telling us that me and this other guy, would be the only guys to remember him. Ever. Jim moved here from Perth over a decade ago and has so shitloads of these he probably wont remember. Kishor has no relatives, no friends or people he even knew at all that would know he was dead or was ever alive. Jim gave me and the other volunteer a card that was like a death certificate, it felt good to at least help.

Signed

Sensative newage vegan straight-edge pussy metro windog.

Except now i do drugs.

Haha nuh ill be back.

When i get this peice of shit camera plugin to work il have some pics

fucken me

2008-08-09T19:11:00.000+08:00

Im gonna be as bored as fuck for the next few weeks so il do heaps of this shit. If theres internet where i go. I had to be at the airport at 5am on friday and was so maggot and did everything right ay even remembered to get mums jeans she forgot and shit like that. I had a 5 hour flight to singapore, it started off bad i went in the disabled toilet on the plane and got walked in on. Can just tell the cunt was like your not fucken retarted. Almost as bad as troys dad walking in on me in their dunny, but i was fully naked and picking my nose. But yeh then i had a fucken 9 hour wait in the airport to get on another plane to india. Time was goin slower than stefan marcus me and blakes 400m relay. My thoughts where as plain as alice but with 2 hours left i found free internet. I didnt check the time and i had a fucking alarm on my phone incase i didnt check the time. And the kent went off quieter than celestes vocalchords. I didnt hear the fucker and when i checked the time i had 5 mintues till the plane left. I sprinted like stefan that time he was chasing that strip sub on fishing line to the terminal, but this airports as big as his ass so looking like the dickhead i am i just missed it as it was flying off. How dumb can u get ay, parents where spewin and all that shit. Price of booking a room for the night $105 Price of the books i bought which i wont ever read $55 Price of rebooking the flight $150 Price i saw that snare down there for on amazon, $340 (i paid $720 fucksake) Time i wait in the airport for the next flight , 24 more hours. Price of ryans new watch and ruined jacket $1 million dollars Price of ryan and ashleighs love, pric... about five bucks and a bananna. And u wont believe this when u read this but, I MISSED THE FUCKING FLIGHT AGAIN. ABSOLUTELY FUCKED I FELL ASLEEP AND FUCKED UP CUNT ALARM FUCKER DIDNT GO OFF CUNT CUNT. MY PARENTS DONT EVEN WANT ME TO GO AGAIN IM FUCKEN PROBABLY GOING HOME TOMOROW OR WAITING AT LEAST TWO FUCKEN DAYS MORE IN THE AIRPORT. AND ANOTHER FIVE MILLION OF RYANS WATCHES IN FEES. FUCK YOU BRAIN.

bali some 50 years back

2008-08-04T22:50:00.001+08:00

Describing everyones time in bali with the letter S

Moody-SUSHI

Wardy-Slut Who knows how many people Wardy slepped with in bali...definately somewhere in the thousands. One morning i woke him up where i found him in bed Ms Kerr..And no not related to Daniel Kerr (whos dads has put a 187 out on the dog) None other then mirander kerr.. well either her or janique.. one of the two. The moral of the story is hes a man with a master plan... Look at him here posted up on the bounty wall covered in whipped cream with that male model look to kill for...and look at the excitement in georgia's face as she makes note to the photographer the ammount of orgasims shes had just by being in the same foam bit as the man........What a guy

No caption needed

Not even the blokes were free....the man just charmed the pants off of everyone. Craig-Sensassi aha BIG BAD BAZ-Struggling

Moltoni-Sick cunt I think everyone fell in love with moltoni that bit more in bali, i know i did

Leigh-Sleazy Leigh was paying odds of 1.01 to root a prostitute in bali and in a surprisingly didnt get around to doing it.....biggest upset since courtney thurston having tits. ***Note i couldnt find any photo of leigh in bali so just typed chav into google images**** Vulin-Still really tall Entering another country big v thought he would escape from the daily societal pressures of being tall, but unfortunately this was not the case. Luca made sure the whole trip vulin was reminded how much taller he actually is then the rest of us and that it was the blame for everything bad the happend including the destruction of my camera. Luca claimed that if any 'normal' lengthed person dropped the camera it would have been alright for the rest of the trip but because vulin is aproximately 20 kms taller then the every day bloke the drop from his hands to theg round is exeptionally higher therefor resaulting in a broken camera due to tallness hence lucas theory of stupid tall cunt relativity. Eddy-Sticky *Some text missing*

Maba-Sooky La La

Troy-Stealth. Although irritating at first as the trip went on i became more and more impressed at how stealth troy was at dogging all of us and hanging out with the girls. We'd all be on our balcony drinking and sharing jokes about stefan dancing with lilly and quicker then vulin could drop my camera troy without anyone knowing would be on a different balcony giving us a cheeky look being surrounded by all the girls.. No girl was safe from being given a back massage...No girl was protected by the overpowering charm of troy.... Girls get troy and as i noticed on the first night when barging down the door and pulling off the sheets of troy rooting some bitch...troy gets the girls....

Benoh C and Benoh Smith-Switching roles.... Benoh c commonly renound for not comming out and benoh smith renoun to come out almost too much swapped roles in bali. benoh commiting probably harder then any of us and benoh smith arguably going home early to see his (ex)girlfriend.

Stefan-Sloth The sloth adapted to the warm humid conditions to bali better then expected and even in the heat always seemed to find a comfortable place to set camp, soak up the sun and let its last meal settle. Besides lounging around the sloth historically anti sociable was found in popular night spots trying to dance and mate with other animals partners.

The Dog-Stuck In bali when windog wasnt -Mesgaging pat -Starting on guys for talking to pats girlfriend -Starting on blokes who bad mouthed pat -Talking about how much he misses pat -Talking about how much better pat is then all of us -Starting fights with bra boys -Taking 419844959 'joking around' photos of himself on everyones camera and thinking up different excuses to put them up on the blog -Gettin angry at not being able to figure out all of the magicians tricks ... he speant his time with meg, STUCK with meg for the whole trip.. Although deep down we all deep down know the only reaon he ended up coming was to spend quality time with her and ban her from abusing illicit drugs such as sheesha and panadol.

LUCA-Shit passport photo The absolute patheticness of luca's passport photo wasnt enough to allow him entry into the country. Quantas not realising his passport was internationaly expired meant that on arrival in bali luca had to sign a paper of complete discretion and heavily pribe his way into the country.

....What seemed like happy holidaying for this add infected wog had the dark dark shadow of moody knowing more about cars then him casted over his trip so instead of comming out and embracing the nightlife and culture Luca stayed in watching the Holiday and desperately trying to brush up on conversational points about the new XR8 ute. .....untill luca finally accepted defeat realising there could only be one car expert in the group and realised he should stick to what hes good at...being krama.

Michale Richards aka Krama dealing with a black heckler at a comedy club in new york.

a weekend not in the city

2008-08-04T18:12:00.000+08:00

for me, and many weekends not in the city for craig. Banned for life last week but whos serious when they say that. Those pakis are for real. Just to make sure of it, as someone at the front of the line asked why he got banned "becuase this cunts got gay fucken glasses thats why im fucken banned the cunt cant see, the stupid four eyes fuck". THURSDAY we went for a skate. Luca who doesnt even skate was boardsliding more than trez in the flats. FRIDAY arvo started off intense when we chased a car down hepburn and as we pulled up to him the fucken turning lane finished and we almost crashed big time going fucking fast, not good. Could of gone head on if pinhead wasnt third in the world at remonte control car racing. No lie. You weird cunt haah. "These cunts need a shake up" we herd. Blew the tire. Spewin. Did the iceskating trick through drive thruthatthurs night. Got super trollied at the piantos. GET OFF ME JOEL. WHERE ARE YOUR GAMES JOEL. Found this picture of tuna dressing up. HAHA He told us how wrapped he was that he reversed over a cats head. Stefan and blake thought it was funny but they are so cruel. SATDI mouring was a shocka. Just in footy, it was an agressive game me n luca giving away hundred of free kicks. But yeh got in an abusing argument with the oppositions bench and got a free kick, easy kick, 20 out striaght infront of goal. "YOU BETTER GET THIS NOW CUNT" My goz can i get in a worse worry "is that a wart" windog situation *Or should i use the joke, that thats what i call a sticky stefan situation*. I tried to picture marcus meeting lexis parents, and stefan climing the palandris neighbours roof tiles, but it would not help. Fucken slipped in the mud and bung my ass as i kicked it, totally fucked the kick. Covered in mud n shit. Whole fucken crowd laughing at me no shit. How predictiable. Why oh why could it not be marcus i ask you lord. Saturday night would be better described by someone else. Only i few maggot flashes of memory. We got maggot at mine in the spa pretty early. I remember finishing a bottle and not being that maggot which i unusual. The last thing i remember was craig bombing in the spa in my sisters fucken clothes apparently dane or someone dressed him up. The cunt was backflipping off the tramp onto the floor on his fucken back i dont konw how he didnt break his ribs. Maybe because hes not as fragile as pat. The picures end where my memory does so i duno if u blake or anyones got pics from the actual night but baz summed it up to me the next day when he said about mule coming. When mule arrived ryan warned him like "man fucken beware u have never seen a group of cunts this maggot in your life". Apparently i wouldnt let mule into my house unless he talked to me in the shower. Apparently i had a DNM with snuy. Apparently girls where here. Apparently there was a toilet stuffed with toilet rolls massive poos and toilet brushes. Apparently there was spray paint on my sisters walls. Apparently there they broke my sisters wardbroke. Apparently noone could get a taxi becuase pinhead was pegging bottles at them till they left. Four times. Apparently he shattered one of the taxis windows that baz was inside. Apparently i wouldnt stop listening to dfa79. Apparently i passed out and noone woke me up ya cunts. Apparently i made most of the fucken mess. Apparently i wouldnt let craig wear any of my clothes except this. Apparently i told luca to chop down my tree. Apparently winging cunt went to the hospital for conjuntagooktits. Apparently he left his light on all night. Apparently craig is a skinny gook. Apparently troy weighs 63 pommys towels kilos. Apparently marucs broke my family walking stick that had been passed down through generations. And was shitfaced. And broke lucas phone to pieces. Apparently im the new tink. Apparently there was bloodshed and axes thrown. Apparently it wasnt even as good as this sounds. Haha luca was watching pinhead and craig on a desruction path. And saw them heading to his car. Haha ohh no he goes. Two new panels for luca. Taste of your own dexys. SUNDI the kent over the road abused me and said he will rip my tonsils out if "that" happens again. Whatever that is has to be something to do with pinhead craig or luca. Then he poured some smashed bottles on my door step. Fuck you. Chasing _ _ N _ _ _ Chasing _ _ _ _ K _ Chasing with passiona. That cant be spelt right. Not as bad as j dogg - "oi windog how to u spell jog" "are u serious cunt j o g" "isnt it j o g g" "why the fuck would it be" "like dog is double g" "are u a dumb cunt, dumb cunt thats snoop dogg" That arvo went bowling. Criag was still wearing that weird thing. Did some funny shit should of filmed. Cash in on tension who cashed bigger on camp kill. Fuck you chris white. And fuck you whitey groupies. For the cunts more blind that craig. MONDAY paid 720 for a new snare. Had to sneak this pose in somewhere blake. THE USUAL: "worst post ever" ending. This was more of a journal post than solid post.

Oh fuck off not one of windogs stories. Doesnt the cunt learn?

2008-07-16T22:46:00.000+08:00

Another boring fucken no sense story yes. This is not blake and if u thought the bad vibes post was bad god it can get worse. You just have to beat me at every single thing dont u blake. The only things i have on you now is having a bigger dick and pulling hotter bitches. But yeh a while ago, me ryan "dean soloman has been rubbed out more than kerry" taylor, and jew, sunk bulk woody blues before jumping soundwave. I think it was when we decided to pour all the dregs into one can and take that, that i got pretty pissed (maba would have taken, "pff at least 17 more?!"). For some odd reason it fired me up and aparently we littered out the front of these kents house. Fueled with leigh blood burboun it got pretty intense and long story short cops came and i gave them fakies (oh your so dero). I didnt remember doing that (derroooo). Worst feeling when one of those orange or gook-yellow coloured cunts comes in the mail. Mum waasss realll speeewwwin just for this. After the jump. Click the pic to read the bad quality piece of shit. Bang dish out 2G for this bloke. Yeh i know i didnt need it i copped enough shit from mr tough guy craig. "Oi listen to this, fucken winsor - stupid cunt here, is paying 2 GRAND for a fucken laywer to plead GUILTY to false details. I hope u fucken pay more and get a huge fine u smelly train tracks fuck" Now i know how marcus feels when i offer the hungry child lunch before his hand opens, only to throw the lamingtons in the puddles and watch them soak the sweet sweet water. But yeh lost sleep knowing that it would get worse when the next letter came. Worst story dont even want to go into the dero parts fucken but me luca and craig climbed a crane to the top and cops where called, and waiting at the bottom. Luca saved my ass then fucked me striaght back in the ass when he bailed half way down the crane, where it connected to the building and he ran across. So we told the cops (i dont konw why they wrote we had no response in the facts), yeh we just met this bloke and like yeh "whats his name" i duno. "you duno his name" nuh i duno his name we just met him we called him macka? yeh macka and he said he was hell depressed and shit and he was threatning to jump off the crane ay, so being the kind hearted blokes we are we went to talk him out of it..."thats a lie". no lie! no bullshit cmon. cmon just a quick sip sir. no lie sir cmon. next thing the cop gets a call on the radio, "yeh we got the other one mate were bringing him over". fuck. luca comes in true spartan style being restrained by two pigs and goes "iv never seen these guys in my life"... "you fucking dumb dumb cunt luca" SO IM WAITING for another letter. knowing il get fried by my olds worse than leigh in my back room i just planned the obvious. wasnt gonna let them find out, i finish work before them every day. Ill check the mail more frequent than troy checks his chest hair. Ill discard of the letter like troy discards of his letter R's and it will be harder to read than mabas inbox. Not long ago now, at work "bitch tits on" daz calls me asking if i want him to pick me up from work. which was a pain cos he never finishes early. So if you know my luck i get in the car and my fucken heart sunk deeper than stefan getting his uni results back. death by gook... Crack it. After the jump. Click the pic to read the bad quality piece of shit. "Dont tell mum" He makes me tell mum Mum goes fucking fucking troppo. Felt hell bad. See this bloke again. He tells me to get a second spent conviction is hella rare so i gota make it seem like im doing shit to stop so he sends me to a shirk and a cousiling group. Had the trial on monday, and got the fucken spent conviction i am bloody wrapped. I know its a woose story and ended not up to bazs essay standards but fuck it heres few pics from around the joint. Bombing hills and shit breakys. Luca is the new pat. Here he is doing his infamous tribal dance. Here he is being kramer.Here he is inspiring me to start skating again. Keeping his eyes on the road. Ripping up our dear friend stefans lawn. He was busy watching docos on war and old guns and stupid shit like that. haha. Marcus is just gay. When you mix lucazade with dingos it makes it 0419844959 times stronger and hits you 93287912 times quicker. Hopefully pat plays in the derby. Was an emergancy this week. Oh my goz my love. Drunk this at mine and this was craigs the pencil masters aftergrog. He sent a pic of it to his brother whos reply was "i just zoomed the pic and counted about 9 pieces of shit. Nice work. They look rather skinny too" He also mesaged him asking us to come jump into the zoo with him to feed the animals and spray everyone on shapes deefloor with the fire extinquisher. Recognize this. Got a new vinyl Some myspace shots that arnt on mymyspace. Or should i say facebook blake. "Its not actually that bad man. Like its so easy to find friends man i had like 8 people i hardly knew at school add me on the first day man. Its pretty good man" Your weak mate. Haha This is mabas wad. Him and ben smith have a gambling problem but they keep winning. On kaffajack smith had 400 down, pulled 11, doubled, pulled a picture and got back 1600. He put on this much piss. Good boy. Oi move man let me take a picture of my cat man. On the way here... ...eddy was sick Totally irrelivant but dane has to get quote of the year. His grandparents come over and him and his brothers are there with us. and they go "ohhhh loook everyones here. but wheres trent?" "trents a fucken faggot, thats where trent is"

kuz vs europe

2008-07-11T13:56:00.000+08:00

www.kuz-vs-europe.blogspot.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2008-06-23T16:46:00.000+08:00

lovely girlfriend of mine

FEED GIRL TALK TO THE ANIMALS

2008-06-20T18:56:00.000+08:00

Fuck girl talk, the cunt used around 30,000 different samples in his newest album "feed the animals" which dropped yesterday and about 20,000 of them have been used in mashups kuz and i have been working on for the new stickykitten ep. Fuck you greg. Anyway with saying that feed the animals is dope, its text book girl talk... Cut n paste pop but brief samples from the cool kids, spank rock and thresix mafia make it worth while download. Following in the footsteps of radiohead Feed The Animals is available on the net for the price of how ever much you choses to pay... if your like me..a cheap fuck you'll get it for zero dollars and zero cents.

The link is www.illegalart.net And when the new stickykitten ep drops dont have a blog whinge about how we ripped off ideas from the album, HE RIPPED THEM OFF US. ahhh If your not a girl talk fan support your local and buy Draphts new album Brothers Grim or give stefan a few brews and billies and sit back and enjoy the unintentional comedy of his freestyles.

Black Friday

2008-06-17T14:53:00.000+08:00

Im gona make the blog posts more frequent even if that means the standard of shit drops... even though the standard was in the gutter to begin with hmm. Anyway heres a few flicks from friday 13th.

Once apon a time these two in a 7 km radius from one another meant world war three, with the casualities of hair extensions reaching over the hundreds. However now the two are seemingly becoming best friends and that only means one thing..barnie rubble..trouble. With speculations floating around that the two of them are moving out the terrorist alert in perth has rised from High to WATCH THE FUCK OUT!... a force not to mess with.. Leticia and lexi or now commonly known as Letexi.....Dont say i didnt warn you.

Theres a new bar in leederville called the double lucky or something along those lines. Besides the over priced drinks and the fact that i havent figured out whether its a gay bar or not its real smooth. Good lay out, good lighting good beats..If you dont have a problem with two guys passionately making out on the couch in front of you its the place to get down...in a very hetrosexual way....not that theres anything wrong with that...

Baz' counting in the thousands how many cartons of super dry he owes us for rooting a certain female, mabas trying to win back alyssa the only way he knows how SMS STYLE and stefan is laughing at some joke he just got which was made 3 day ago.

Dear friend and one third of stickykitten sam kuzich is going away on the 26th around europe for about 6 months and his chilled out nature and weird indie gloves will be missed by many. So make sure your out this weekend to say your goodbyes to the musically talented, occasionaly sleazy, long haired, can i have a peice of pizza bro and close friend of all of us.

A picture tells a thousand words

2008-06-05T13:40:00.000+08:00

STICKY MICKY

2008-06-03T12:06:00.000+08:00

The newest addition to stickykitten.

The best of liveleak

2008-05-05T23:24:00.000+08:00

The shit thats too dero for youtube. theres way worse shit than this but if i put it on you guys would realise how weird i am. me and pinheads idol danes idol stefans idol. by far the bets facial expression when jumping off blackwall. craigs idol blokes prety dero. if you too tough for 2girls1cup then try this shit. im not a computer gun, after the jump... http://www.timetopuke.com/index/watch.php?vid=hvg this youtube videos pretty cool but and this one baz showed me fuck. south perth represent We all need to buy a wii and mario kart it is fucking the bomb. You can play your friends over the net with a headset and yell abuse at each other. Imagine geting home from work and a certain justin"your cute" maverick HA """""""""""""""""""" oiiii what are u doin man not much man just got home from work its fucked oii hold on a second man why pff hahahah nuh you alright maan ooo oo oo but seriuously what are u doin man i duno cunt why oii koopa troopa cave man wii alright man oi ilcall u later man OH YEH BTW pff probably the WORST iv ever done at the TAB? there was this horse called arogant jade so i bet on it ahaha and it was fucked honestly it was wining the whole time then it got fucke BOXED IN. on the LAST TURN. and fucken troy the dumb cunt just chose this horse cos it was called the fucker arounder horse and it fucken won - went past arognt jade and was a photo finish. and he fucken won. but oh. seriously oh im so pissed off man. nah hahah your alight man oo. oi illcall u later man bye *cash in on blakes jokes* """"""""""""""""""" Few awards to give out siicne the last post Funniest event - luca "spartan" calligaro shitting and pissing on the train to perth Dumbest event - luca pouring zippo lighter fluid in his drink, lighting it on fire drinking it on fire. Scariest event - me and criag then reading the tin saying if consumed seek medical advice immediately as it is extremely harmful or fatal. The dissapearing act award - joe "..AND I WAS LIKE" hall giving in to us and coming out for once before being picked up as soon as we arive! Fuck you denis! Funniest tune - marissa "i tune any tc guy who is honest" palandri and stefan "to be honest man" quizman Most stylish - MSTRKRFT / DFA79 / JKF Best photography - myself capturing this DNA yack sample from man on the post luca The ben "tee stealer" smiths next tattoo award - goes to ben smith The "REMEBER THIS HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS" award - us in melbourne with chaz The "pff at least 200 times" award - ryan "fuck off..." taylor The biggest traps award - ryan "no lie!" taylor The best haircut in history award - blake "dont show anyone troy" kelleway windog to craig and bensmith how much produce would a squid produce produce, if a squid produce could produce produce? this much love cammycam cammonbear

THE BEST OF YOUTUBE.

2008-04-28T21:34:00.000+08:00

You tube is taking over the world. Soon everything will be on youtube, you wont need to go outside your room...even you going on you tube will be filmed and put on you tube with solja boy playing in the background and 53 year old male pedophiles in California pretending to be 17 year old young girls just looking to have a good(naughty) time will have those videos of you on you tube on their myspace which will be owned by youtube. Corey Delaney will be prime minister and instead of pets everyone will just have virtual video pets like 'cat on lsd' and 'whale jumps on little girl'. This whole fucking blog will be one video, familys will come home from work make their easy mac and sit on their rolling office chairs and watch Asian tetris for the 47th time this week and all laugh and get the embeded code and send it via their new phone to their grandma who will reply back with a web cam kinky yet not quite 18+ video of her on her cell writing lmao in time with harder faster better stronger. FUCK YOU TECHNOLOGY.... With saying all of this i start of my post with a more tastefull educated video... GIRL IS SCARED OF PICKLE Time stand still when i think of you Ahaha i didnt even know this existed, dane on youtube aha its ya boy Every time we have chilled out billies big bad baz after about 20 minutes always ends up on a computer looking up this. Its fucking annoying. Panic! at the disco G-U NOT 1980

Bad News Week

2008-04-11T01:38:00.000+08:00

Yeh this week sucked, if you know me well or watch the news you should know why. They talked SHIT. To make up for it going to get sooper trooper pissed this weekend, probly the most pissed to miami horror. Got another dodgy vid here. While i was making it a police chase ended up with a car crashing into the tree on our verge. I opened the window to see the bloke run past the window. It was the middle of the night and being the pussy bitch that i am, I ran to my daddy and i stubbed my toe and my towel came off. Man he saw me naked for the first time in ten years. :-( Also craigs cocktail party went offff and embles got paid 100 skins by craig, to neck a whole bottle of the hottest peri-peri sauce at nandos. About 3/4 of the way through he started yacking and we got pics of it spluttering onto his chest! But the big boy commited through the whole bottle, and we got heart warming messages the next day telling us the pH factor of his anoos. We will get ahold of and post the pics soon! FILLERS >>> "no no no NO. you dont play rugby like that. here pass it to me ill show you" "WHAT? you dont fucken know what you talking about charlie you phsyco fuck. ill throw a chair at you in mr bournes class cunt. and pull ya fucken pants down ya clown. what the fuck are you looking at edwards, hes a fuck up. ill fucken stab you with this flag charlie. talk to me when you grow into your teeth charlie...ohhh yehhhhh go cry to mum n dad charlie ya fucked" PROGRESS... This is the dog we found that was barking at the start of the video. THEE-EM-SEE practicing for his passport photo. But then his eyes went red. But then he went back to moddeling and trying to look like josh gardner BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AND TROYS $150 OPSHOP WANNABE BORDIES. SERIOUSLY THATS A JOKE STREZ. we all know which is the beast. ill leave it to you. no i wont its leticia shes screwing around trez. i dont need an anoynomous shoutbox i got your back trez. just joking. but seriously.... - cameron "redshirt bandit" winsor

ROLLS, CLOCKS AND MABA OFF CHOPS

2008-04-09T14:30:00.001+08:00

MESSAGE FROM THE OTHER HALF- i found this post in the drafts and big dick i mean big kitten wasnt going to post it but its fucken funny and those rolls down there are off the chain! how fast can you scroll baz.....

Gooooooodbye good weather... goodbye festival season, its all finally come to an end. Although in saying this credit is due to those who lived it up.. Breathed in the festivity and partyed harder then the most of us (Not you Merceddes class of 2006). I dedicate the majority of this blog to a dear friend of mine named Maba. When mabas not on his 3315 calling everyone up telling them how "he pulled 14 and she got a king so of course i had to hit and what did i get A fuckinnnnn 2 so i was on 16 i thought fuck it i might as well hit again and you will not beleive what i got a fucking ace....seven fucking teen. then the fucking bitch next to me.. i was like dont hit and what does she do fucking hits and steals the dealers six.. fucking dealer pulls a card and i was like i bet you it will be a fucking 8.. what does she do Pulls a fucking 8 and.. i lost by fucking one card again. so i was liek alright ive got 60 left in my wallet might as welll put it all down. i had a good feeling about perfect pairs so i put 15 down on perfect pairs and 15 on my hand on 30 on the gooks next to me and you will not beleive what i got fucking a 5 and a 6 of spades. again the gook next to me got a 14 and the dealer got an ace. and it was sooo fucked i was like to the gook you got to hit and what does she do. SHE STAYS. RUINS THE WHOLE FUCKING TABLE. and guess what the dealer got... FUCKING BLACK JACK. fucking now i was 250 down and had no money left then iw as like THATS RIGHT troy that little cunt owes me 40$ so i call him up and guess what.. HES FUCKING WITH LETICIA AGAIN.. like 9th day in a row and i was like troy you pussy bitch come fucking here and give me that 40$ and guess what he said. I'LL CALL YOU FUCKING LATER. WINSOR LOST MY ID, THE DEALER GOT BLACKJACK, I GOT NO MONEY FOR STEAK, ALYSSAS MESSAGING HAYDEN AND TROY IS WITH FUCKING LETICIA AGAIN.... I'll DEFIDENTLY HAVE A DINGO TONIGHT"

Maba drank all of this on leavers 2006 in one night and still wasnt pissed. Eliott meets Eliott..

The latest from another dear friend Mr Gobbies.

Sloe turtle by my man gheko and character by poster king yok.

Blake, Baz, Ben, Brews, Billies, Beats......if only inglewood wok in the box started with B.

Incase you were wondering back in the last week of school myself, the dog, moody, luca and everyone else had a little competition going to see how many clocks we could steal out of classrooms, we ended up getting quite a few and its the reason they end up in photos here and there. Kree models one below..

My girlfriends rolls got a mention so i might as well rep moodys girlfriends while im at it.

And on the topic of conversation i might as well post these photos from jess donovans birthday.

THIS SATURDAY NIGHT

AND NOW THE ONLY WAY TO END A LAME POST LIEK THIS IS WITH A LAME PHOTO OF COTTESLOE BEACH. FUCK YOU PERTH.

blake k.

MIXTAPE ONE-BILL COSBYS SWEATER

2008-04-03T12:05:00.000+08:00

Every now and then im going to post the newest little mixtape ive done and make it available to download off the blog. You just gotta click on the link on the link below.. then quite obviously click download now. This one goes for about 18 minutes and has way too much sinden.

b kitten- MIX ONE

Ray Charles-I Got a Woman (Diplo mix) Sinden & Conte of Monte Crystal VS Blaqstarr-Beeper (shake it down) Pharoahe Monch-Body Baby (Sinden mix) Yo Majesty-Club Action *sample* OH SNAP!!-Bill Cosbys Sweater (Hostage remix) Larry Tee-I Love U (Bart B More Secured Dub) Spank Rock-Bump (Switch remix) Solid Groove & Sinden-Din Da Da Remix The Presets-My People (D.I.M. Remix) STICKY KITTEN-Party Hose

MOST OUTSTANDING ROLLS AWARD

2008-03-28T12:26:00.001+09:00

This month without a doubt would go to Christina for getting a whole page in this months Ralph.

The photo i took of it is so bad stefan would nearlly be able to take a better one so if you want a propper look ...buy this months ralph, go to http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=417443 or simply look on any trinity guys bed side table.

PARTYHOSEHOUSE

2008-03-24T20:11:00.000+09:00

Happy easter, if you were there to celebrate it with us at the kuz' crib i'm sure you too will note it as a weekend not to forget. With a total of 2 mixtapes playing on replay the whole 4 days i can safely say everyone fucking is sick of and hates stickykitten. With the Dingo Hunters Hat being more sparkly then ever i can reasure you everytime you see an asian lepricorn you will think of moody. What a heavy weekend it was. Tears where shed, leigh climbed roofs and fooled the house into thinking he went crazy and ran away when really he was just playing hide and seek, dingos were captured, marcus celebrated his birthday with myself drinking coconut juice and burban, Stefan lit Jonny P's cigarette for him, Wardy violently informed jessica raph that she shouldnt wear floral dresses and red lip stick, Many people plotted against kidnapping Ashleigh..yet no attempt was successful, Vulin stepped down into the basement and what was known as the room of funk turned to the room of metal and for the first time got on the mic and fucking killed it, maba will see you later man, There was atleast 3 people dancing in the lounge room for a solid 48 hours wardy commiting for a estimated 47 hours and last but not least Kuz' split personality Pucko (the fucking misserable faggot we all hate) came out but as the night proceeded and the james brown was cranked nothing could stop the funk.... no shattering sentimental family ordiment could hold us down..........one two three four..

party hoessssssssssssssssssssssssss

The dingo hunter, kitten and pucko... i fucking hate pucko you depressed weird fuck

Kuz' crib was sleaze city, leaded by a few people who will remain nameless but the the driver of the train was unquestionably the king of the house himself. Later on in the night after a few too many billies kuz got the harmonica out again... not knowing he could even play kuz serenaded us with a very african american slave soulful kinda tune.. it was about lovin a girl and not beimg loved back... the whole house stopped for a moment as he was singing.....ryan got into the song so much he started crying... no fucking lie. No broken jaw was going to stop mc ren from celebrating his birthday in form. He was his usual self talking complete shit to everyone... i can only imagine the conversation he was having with alice sensative reynolds before this photo was taken. BLAHBLAH FUCKING YEAH MY JAW FUCKING BLAH ARGH FUCK MY LIPS ARE ORANGE AGAIN BLAHHH FUCK YOU ASHLEIGH, NO JASMINE I DONT HAVE ANYFUCKING FOOD

You know red wine makes me do crazy things....well i'll just fill your glass to the top then.

no sleep till ml

Perths own uffie

Straight out upstairs bathroom chillin

Look how gone maba, stefan, ben smith and alice are and how vulin took his token cheesy pose to a complete new level.

Call it what you want to call it but i'll call it love. Ryan clearly hitting stuggle town and entering smack city is still caring enouh to share his rug with his love of his life Ashleigh. I had a photo of the two of them wearing limited clothing in bed but fattitts borrowed my camera and deleted it. All in all i wish the two of them the all the best to what the future has to offer and made ryan his own Ashleigh stamp to put on his filled up more then ever barrel.

blahblahblah i have no braincells left

HATERS, WHITE TEES AND JUDY TAYLOR.

2008-03-03T19:40:00.001+09:00

Yo, the majority of you are probably going to stop visiting this page because the ever so infamous text box has been taken off, well at least for now. Why, because you pussy assed bitches kept talking smack and what started as light hearted jokes became personal attacks and made the whole lot of us look like a bunch of year 10 perth college girls at lunch time. Quit Yo Bitchin'... and stop blaming the dog and myself for every little thing that was said...we probably added to about 3% of the comments on there and they were prodiminately about how after each cas visit maba feels he needs to tell every single person a detailed story on every single bet or how troy no matter who hes speaking to always ends the conversaton with...'I'll Call you Later'. Anyway enough about that.. On a more serious topic Future music was shit. Chem brothers were dope... no doubt but its a festival and the only festivity i saw was with pink shorted non tee shirt wearing italians dancing around to shit metro dj's playing tunes from 97 ministry of sound CluBeRz GuIde.. . Highlights of the day however were Kuz at the end of the night desperately looking on all fours for the slight chance that "someone may have dropped a dingo on the ground", Decs new love affair with EXTREMEEEE KAATTEEE, the majority of cats jumping the fence but stefan chosing to watch a bit of the festival up a tree before paying 130 for a ticket, LEIGH...LEIGH AT A FESTIVAL...LEIGH AROUND MUSIC? and last but not least the inevitable.....Troy spending half of his day trying to find a missing leticia. Anyway just so i dont write a whole post of bitching ill post a few photos to for the crew and to any visiting strangers to think we're even more fucked up. Go crazy

Incase big bad baz hanst informed you around the corner of his house near this block of flats stands a pay phone and as B3 tells every single person he has ever met 99% of the time theres an african american in the payphone. Little did we know at first but this eventually created the term or rather phenomena NIGGA IN A PAYPHONE...Since then a bunch of us have grown on the idea and cant get enough of NIGGAS IN PAYPHONES... I dunno its sorta an obsession like Ashleigh in year 12 with giving gobbies or Jessica Raph with fake tan or Stefan with red rooster or emma jones with her older brother or annie with posting bulletins or with pinhead being really nice to Jasmine. . ... ..... ... . .. .... ... .... ..... . ... .. dot dot dot dot dot

The hunt for a XXXXL white tee begins.

:'( The dog getting into a fight with a bouncer happens about as much as i loose at the casino, fucking all the fucking time fuck fuck fuck :'(

Last trip down south everyone got pissed enough to let me spray paint letters on their back...Guess which ones pat.

Ryans mums dope, she puts up with more then most...B3 an out of control monster and mitch a politicaly active young gentleman. Props going out to judz for holding it down.....

"I cannot beleive you wore red, you knew i was wearing red" ...........'Fuck off... this is my favourite shirt i wear it all the time' ....................."Go home and change" .............................'No why should i you go home and change meg just dropped me off i cant get her to come straight back' ......................."Blake your not taking a fucking photo are you...you better not put this on that fucking blog..why do you have your camera at the cas anyway" .................'what you talking about dont look like a male version of the fucking olson twins do we? Im fucking ashlee olson if we do"........................ 'Arghh shit this is more embarassing then the time dad caught me batting off to that picture of Millz'

WHAT CHU POINTING AT YOU AINT IN NO PAY PHONE NOW NIGGA

Luca really has got a a lot of time on his hands.

And finaly what blog would be a post would be a true kitten post without baz wearing a dress.

Next post will have more videos of pinhead jumping off roofs and less bitching and multiculturalism.

The Next::::::::

2008-02-29T16:15:00.000+09:00

Obsession - Pat. He actually is playing tonight. Maybe even tag-teaming big justo! *big juddo sorry. The next Icecream - is free from emma "durry but good rolls" jones because she stole 5 dollars off me. Next Keloid, will be on my ass Next Time you see this stingy boy, he will be looking like this. Or this if he is inviting you to his tea/cordial party. The Next "Biggest gangsta in perth"... Or rob when hes pissed Next Trip, will be to dunsborough - on one of our good days Or our silly days Next Addition to bazs batting folder Mrs Olympia Mr Olympia (dane - no juice!) Birthday present will not be as good as what dad just got me Post will not be a totall cash in, of blakes previous post. It will have more from the hardest town in the southern hemisphere...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2008-02-27T14:30:00.000+09:00

The woodie blue drinking, 500$ at a time better, XXXL white tee wearing man who is responsible for half this shit.....he puts the fucking in fucking me and the dog in dog vs kitten ladies and gentleman MR WINDOGGYDOG

Since we last spoke...

2008-02-25T15:47:00.000+09:00

Valentines day fell and as Cammy Bear was having a nice romantic roast with meg and Troy was morgaging his house for leticia the city alleys were covered with plastic roses.

And heart felt graffiti... Good Vibrations passed and thousands apon thousands of people wasted there time watching Kanye West rape robots. Sam Kuzich thought if kanye is allowed to rape shit why cant i and just after this photo was taken tryed his shot at Alice, Nikki and Georgia. Ryan recently scraping the Feeling Up Girls Rolls barrel combined with a solid days worth of drinking resulted in this desperate attempt of passion. Ben Smith had his birthday.

Edwards bought a new shirt.

Pinhead (below) had his birthday.

Stefan realised the one he loves has been right infront of him this whole time.

Moody considered life as a junkie.

Ryan bought a new pair of sunnies and thought that would stop us from catching him looking at our girlfriends tits.

Marcus stole an apparent vintage louis viton fire extinguisher and squirted it all inside Ashleighs parents car blinding all the girls inside. Ashleigh is forcing marcus to pay for the fire extinguisher which according to her is worth a rough 30 billion dollars and another 20 trillion for emmotional damage caused by stealing the extinguisher.

EJ quit smoking bud. EJ started smoking bud again.

And last but not least Leigh decided to make his debut out of lock up and back into the group by drinking 2 bottle of Jack Daniels and talking complete shit about bali in a downsyndrome voice for 6 hours.

Sounded Like a Good Idea at the Time

2008-02-20T23:45:00.000+09:00

Keen to grab everyone n go to blackpoint would be a sick trip ask ryan. Heres a shit little vid of why it has potential along with good breaks. Kuz lad just sent me this photo i hadnt seen. We used broken glass i think but I wasnt the only one to do it. It sayd winpcl. You know what they say "a good back is a keloid covered back". The blogs got heaps of personal jokes so u probly wont understand.

Craigs Bad Vibes (WARNING: you will struggle to make any sence of this story)

2008-02-19T14:46:00.000+09:00

This is a readly badly worded long story and not as good as i probably told you it was when i was pissed but you boys might like it... We did get pissed on bourbon at good vibes and after about a bottle each of craigs home brew each we trained in from perths wildest suberb padbury, telling girls their best friend is hotter than them, running over train lines etc. As we had told maba we where leaving hours before we planned to, we gave marcus his tanned freckle-less skin the hours needed to scold himself in the sun waiting for us for his passport. On arrival his anger assured me we where in for a fun day but unfortunately he cheered up when we told him storys from the trip, like leaving our poopies in the TC pool and getting called on security after entering the church of scientology and telling them how the religion is a huge scam. Swimming to the island was a task as it was littered with shit loads of jelly fish and police boats. This kind bloke picked us up half way across and droped us around the other side meaning we had to swim further anyway. Stepping onto the island was intense as myself and craig got split up with a quad bike choosing to chase after me. Continuously forcing the quad to switch into reverse and first to catch me was silly as my drunk self was instantly out of breath and i soon ended up getting caught on a big pile of wheelie bins. Craig inforned me later in the day he had also had been caught as he jumped the fence but left our mobiles which where secured in glad bags inside a drink bottle, on the wrong side of the fence, and going back to get them got him kicked out... No security where accepting bribes but thoughts of luca climbing city cranes and ryan repeating lunch time stories inside my head forced me to try again. I jumped a fence onto the freeway, but i was soon in a stickier situation than stefan during high contrast as i had 2 security closing in on me as i jumped in between them they "no lie" grabed my feet. I somehow sliped through their hands and over the fence but striaght into the face of another security who i had to dodge. Being the fastest runner in our group who never falls over chasing electro clones, i got away. The last fence was just as bad as it was a 'T' shape, i went to go over one side security where waiting at the bottom so i fell striaght onto my back on the bitchimin of the third side and ran away and locked myself in porter potties for ten minutes. I thought they would be waiting out side the door so i was trying to break through the roof on the loo but i openeed the door eventually and they wherent there so i finally got in... Might be worthy to mention when craig was caught he continued to struggle and abuse the hell out of police that he got a move on notice. He chose to disobey this order and swam the river again. Spotting a police boat craig hid behind the boat he was next to and was succesfully of the polices vision. This seemed like a stupid idea so craig had a very 'pianto family' idea to go back into vision and swim under the police boat. Oddly they spotted him and being the same cops that issued the notice, they where not happy. Criag tried to abuse his way out of it but instead went to lock up and appears in court later this week... Poor craig gets his head stuck while going down to the nets to watch mitch (ryans younger brother) kick ryans ass and tense his rashed up cott abs.

Jumping 07/08 Checklist (And Difficulty)


	Craig	Windog
Future Music 07 (3)	N/A	Tick
*Muse (4)**	N/A	Tick
Parklife (5)	Tick	N/A
Summadayze (3)	Tick	Tick
Southbound (4)	N/A	Tick
Daft Punk (7)	Cross	Tick
Big Day Out (8)	Tick	Tick
Marcus' Private Holicost**	Cross	Tick (oh)
Robs Main Event Numchucks- 5 Day Extravaganza	Cross	Tick

Jealously Checklist

	Windog	Blake

Getting the hottest bitches in perth	FUCK	yes
Gold at The Longest Black- African Willies	no	"man, its just as big as yours"
On Stage With Girl Talk?	YES	NO SO FUCK YOU

* Muse = Maba baa fuck you jade
** (Hosted by ruffles the worlds dumbest and ugliest (by FAR) dog)

The Day After Tomorrow

2008-02-16T16:50:00.000+09:00

getting good vibes for sunday but if for some reason you get kicked out more than craig at daft punk (>7) and arms wont let you swim any further, do your part and injure an eagles player so one of our most ruthless members peach 'pale as fuck' mcginnity can flatten farmer as he is currently an emergancy player for the derby. also congrats to LIEgh for getting out of his 3 day lock up. Get back on the bourben leigh and get back in the drivers seat altough im sure we dont need to ask. Just make sure your pissed enough to tell the pigs how famous you are and how the world need more drink drivers like you. leave you with some shorts from saturday night which was a legit 45 minute TC VS guilfuck old fashion lock you in mellee...we where out numbered and it seems the beef will never end. My brother in sweat, Stefan ("did i fight? - you where knocked out stefan. - I WAS IN THE FIGHT") will claim we lost the fight as always, but we will always punch on. -W

Newly Found Rolls February?

2008-02-14T15:00:00.000+09:00

Rolls...Dictionary Defenition: The pair of mammary glands extending from the front of the chest in pubescent and adult human females and some other mammal.

To celebreate Rolls we are creating a calender of New Found Rolls of 2008, where by we aknowledge vast improvement in girls rolls in different months of the year. Last years shock stand outs in the calander where Courtney Thurston and Alyssa .

Megan Evans kicked off this year with a bang being proclaimed newly found rolls january and as we are gettin closer to closer to the end of Feb make sure you get your votes in, as anyone still has a chance.

From Left to right: Celeste (New Found Rolls June 2007), Megan Evans (New Found Rolls January 2008)

Kree newly found rolls December 2007.

The inspiration to all this talk, queeen rolls her self (No not you Judy Taylor), Christina...the defenition of solid rolls.

how could i forget

2008-02-13T15:18:00.000+09:00

that only leaves B3 PS could be in for a story if craig and myself ( ) get as pissed on bourbon for hopping goodvibes, as craig was at ginna's footy - nearly taking the offer of $150 to climb to the top of the point post at highly recorded eagles intraclub match, with a denis (the men-ice) doing backflips off the oval, after gathering marcuses shoes from the centre square just before bounce down. Marcus had left the ground for a short time of course. Criag also had to be calmed by pat while he was playing after calling wirra an "oprah white base". Winin. dogout.. FEEL FREE to get comments going on this thing when it starts to crank more than B3 on a sunday morning after celest ashleigh and holly came for dinner the night before.

blog focus

2008-02-13T15:05:00.000+09:00

in advance know there these two sweaty stickymen will be highly blogged... B1 & B2 http://www.very-clever.com/books/football

Sticky icky icky icky

2008-02-05T10:46:00.000+09:00

Incase you arent aware me and my curly haired friend kuz in the later months of 2007 formed a group called stickykitten (www.myspace.com/stkykttn). Someone please come up with a better name for our last song on the page 'the horse beach' all suggestions without the word disco or words finishing with the letter Z rather then the letter S will be considered. Download the tracks below by clicking on the links. STICKYKITTEN-PARTY HOSE STICKYKITTEN-Freedom in Helsinki STICKYKITTEN-Around the West

The Begining

2008-02-04T21:32:00.000+09:00

Me(blake) and windog are starting a blog so save this to your favourites and dont let your parents see.

-Blake