Mobile telephone instant SMS of the month was recieved this morning.
- From: Phantom Bike (Micko Pianto)
"Hey bro. How you going? I got arrested last night and now i need a lawyer to go to court for me cause i wont be here. Which one did you use?"
"Hahahahahahahahah. His name is David Manera and his number is 9221 2203. Hes pretty expensive but. What did you get done for!"
"I smashed up an atm a bit cos it wouldnt give me money. Shaun stayed in over night cos he was way roudy than me. Hes in court now ha ha"
FUCKEN DAVO REPRESENT!!
some other goodies slothin around my saved gooks.
- From: Jew/Marcus Carton (0411345045, feel free to abuse)
"Man got some shit shit shit fucked news. And even that doesnt sum it up. Like ill be fucked because of it. I feel so so bad but not as bad as i will when your dad pulls down my pants and fucks me in the ass. I accidently broke that walking stick. Me luca and craig where in the back room. Maggot and juumping round and shit. Some how it got in my hands and i broke it. Just shattered. Luca having my back put it in some bin and they didnt say anything to help me out. But im just owning up now. I feel so guilty man. I couldnt think of a shitter time for this to happen you been in trouble with your parents
(crane). Ill take full responsibility. What do u want me to do. Call your dad. Or wait. Im so so sorry man. This is the worst thing i have ever done. Sorry. Ill call you when the movie is over."
Ha he thought this walking stick was a family hand-me-down. And i woke up the other morning with dad holding a wood chip "can you please explain this".
"The cunt left im gonna go get more money out and see where the fuck i end up"
I think that may of been this night (Amps toilets)
- From: The Enforcer (Luca/calli)
"There was this one fat ranga who was trying to pay out a guy with a shaved head. And i just went crazy. Saying how the hell can he say that. Your a ranga cunt thats for life. Some would think of it as a disease. Ahahah"
Couple of other heart warming hits from the enforcer
"I do not have a fucken blues clue of what i did last night. Fuck"
"Boy o boy. So i have been told i was so pissed off craigs bullets that i was trying to bash girls in the kebab store with lee and ended up in south perth and i tried bashing lee fuck windog you would be so pround."
Heart sinking sent items.
"Are you playing tomorrow?"
"No im fucking maggot damo you sick fucking cunt i am going to india the shittest of holes tomorrow i hope you smash some cunts make luca go crazy. Fuck luca he is a pommys towel."
No reply.
For the update i started doing the gay night shit picking job this week.
Remember at school we played HP 39g+ tetris so much, that when we closed our eyes to go to sleep you would uncontrollably have tetris playing in your head? Im getting that with stacking pallets in the right slots its fucked.
And when people say is the cup half empty or half full? It should be when you play tetris in your head to you get heaps of long pricks or gay bricks.
Ahhhh yehhhh anyway look at these.
Joels "wouldnt touch it for $12048798274234" toe
Tote spudies
Healys tat
Healey after our night at the Carine which led to his part in
Back when
i was the hardcore better holding 1000 skin chips.
Some glamour shots.
S
His two loves combined.
My room in a couple.
Young cunts comin up hard.
"Hey bro. How you going? I got arrested last night and now i need a lawyer to go to court for me cause i wont be here. Which one did you use?"
FUCKEN DAVO REPRESENT!!
some other goodies slothin around my saved gooks.
I think that may of been this night (Amps toilets)
Heart sinking sent items.
Tote spudies
Healys tat
Healey after our night at the Carine which led to his part in
Back when i was the hardcore better holding 1000 skin chips.
Some glamour shots.
S
His two loves combined.
My room in a couple.
Young cunts comin up hard.
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