Last Nights Chop

The effects of the Lehman Brothers crash have really hit home where even the alternative indie community of perth are hit with hyper inflation. Not even the moon was safe from this economic down turn and loyal customers like my self were faced with a $6 increase in their steak. A night that started with nothing only got worse...being faced with the after night activity of trying to find a cone piece...which turned out not to be a very fun activity at all. Eventually we gave up and resorted to a foreign can. Not our classiest monday night moment but alleged english football star leigh bullet bourbon thorburn was there and if he said we were having a chop then so help me god we were having a chop. After infecting our lungs with aluminium and most likely fly spray saturated bud for the first time things started to look up. We had an idea. Car hide and seek. Yeah team one (Myself, troy, jacinta, sheridan and eliott) VS team team two (Stefan, Leigh and Maba). We were it first... we gave them a bit of time to drive off and shortly after we left on a journey with no clues or direction to find their where abouts. Miraculously troy after less then 5 minute of driving found there location.. hidden in a car park near the foreshore and it was our turn to be the hunted. Jacinta ever so cleverly decided to hide out the front of mabas old house in south perth and we sent them a message of a clue saying "little old maba". But surprisingly (seeing as there brains trust is Leigh and Stefan) they ended up finding us and once again we were the hunter. At this time this excitement was too much for leigh and he started getting violent demanding he drives claiming to be 30 times the driver maba is. Leighs proposal was denied and we once again became the hunter. This went back and forth for quite some time possibly even months until troy had enough telling us he couldn't feel his breaks anymore. Any way the reason i write this story is because it gave me an idea. A billie amazing race/treasure hunt. An external party have to create check points around the south and at each point we will receive another clue leading to the last point which will be something amazing like a billion dollars or another billie or something. Anyway fuck knows what im talking about anymore i'll just have to end from a quote from stefan last night. 'If we find them we should cut there necks' Stefan says "Nahh fuck that we should just slit there throats or something" And for those of you wondering conversation was about the weak cunts who without being provoked gang bashed mitch taylor with bats last saturday night. Silly silly boys.